Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6095

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Master Craft Tekkit

we are a new tekkit server that wishes to bring you a great experience! we have dedicated staff, a decently sized community, and a talented technical staff! we are hosted by beast node so the server is lag free! i would love to see you there! thank you for you time!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BC Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Factions: – No Chest Protection – Griefing/Raiding/mcMMO – ObbyDestroyer – Custom Weapons KitPVP – Custom Coded (Coins buy powerups) – Assists System Survival – No PVP – Survive with friends. MiniGames – HungerGames/Feasts Creative with WorldEdit Rippin /MC-Market/Spigot

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kreatious

Creative

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Minebox

An awesome server run by the official Minebox channel – http://youtube.com/user/TheMinebox!

– 200 Slot Factions Servers – 200 Slot Survival Server – 200 Slot Skyblock Servers – 200 Slot Creative Plots Server – 200 Slot Survival Games Server

– Several minigames servers including.. Prop Hunt, Sky Wars, Paintball, Hide and Seek, and more.

Donate at store.theminebox.com. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft Hunger Games

Survival Games

Minecraft Hunger Games

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EvolutionCraft

Great server with tons of happy staff, raiding allowed, faction allowed,griefin illegal , survival economy server!

Fully working, we soon will be a must have server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

the secret Life

It is 3.1 very new but has the most necessary plugins…… Description: There is a village where there is land available where you can build a residence This gives more protection from the zombies etc. because a village wall has been built around the village! These plots are x20 y16 enough for a small village house. Otherwise you can build a house, quarters, bow, etc. somewhere in the wilderness. There is a trading center there Many NPC residents are ready. You can also trade as a user!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LetsBuild.net

LetsBuild.net is a network of servers. We currently have a running Creative Plot server and a survival PvP server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FioreCraft

We are Fiorecraft, a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft server with added enhancements!

Fiorecraft features McMMO, ChestShop, Factions, catacombs, iConomy, and Buycraft.

Check in the first Friday of the month for lottery drawings! The top player on the McMMO stat list, and the largest faction also win weekly prizes.

Enjoy a functioning economy featuring ChestShop.

Test your battle-prowess in our Death Arena!

Become a donator and enjoy a special donator section and other perks!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	693	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCsPVP

PvP

McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

True Minecraft

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8255	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.