Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

downundercraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Laerad SMP

Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

Address: mc.laerad.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Creature Craft Modded Hub

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pyromine PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Here at Pyromine we have dedicated staff, fully configured plugins, 99% uptime and no lag. The server is hosted in the USA, with 1GB* of ram and 20 slots*.

The server offers a free starter kit when you first join to get you started, this is a factions raiding server with PvP on and no banned items.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.