Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5849	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SmiteCraft

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	166

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Emeraldcraft

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PeopleCraft

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DroughtnutCraft

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiMinecraft.com

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ingenious Gaming

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	6547

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UKCraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCarts

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SVmineFB

====SVmineFB==== Welcome to the Survival & Freebuild server We offer: – Nice atmosphere – Lots of events and other fun – Every 2 weeks you can win various games!!! – Comprehensive and helpful Administration Adres IP: s122.csrv.pl:35186 Status: Online 24/7 Minecraft version: 1.5.2 We cordially invite you, join us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5645
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!