Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftRealns

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

IntroCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

Portuguese Come on guys, enter this server and I recommend it Dedicated server 64 GB of ram There is no leg 24 hours Online Come on, guys english Bora crowd enters this Server and Dedicated Server recommend 64 GB ram No leg 24 hours Online Bora Bora guys

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MaximMinecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

hi my name is maxim i have a server you should check it out at play.maximminecraft.net it is awesomee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RoweCraft

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Server made for YouTube’s and Live streamers to record on with a friend or two. If your a YouTube/live streamer and is interested message myself on: Skype: rowe.567 or just join and hope that I’m online. 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrazyMaxim

Creative, Economy, Prison, Survival

hi i am maxim im proud to play on this server it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	445	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Paradise Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Paradise Realms

We offer a sense of community with weekly events, you won’t be ignored by staff in general conversation as we are all here to make a nice community.

We currently focus on RPG Survival, where you can collect custom items, build a city, make friends and become the richest on the server.

We also have a Fabric Factions server!

We also have an interactive Hub where you can spend some time relaxing playing Parkour or playing with the other gadgets.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arkanite

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // COMPLETELY CUSTOM

IP: mc.arkanite.net Website: http://arkanite.net

Hello, and welcome to Arkanite! We are a unique prison server that supports Lucky Blocks, crates, custom enchants, flying, plus a wide array of other incredible features. The entire thing has been in the works for about a year and we have used that time to build the best team of administrators and moderators in the Minecraft community, along with developing an amazing and stable platform. We hope to see you online!

– Rewtie & Zepsoh, server owners

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	480

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DarkEnder

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The Dark Ender is an amazing server that Im sure you will love!

We have several gamemodes including but not limited to: Survival (no griefing), WarWorld (griefing and factions), Creative, SkyBlock, FunLand, Minigames, Minigames

The minigames we have are: ClusterChunk, XRun, Mario Kart, TF2, Spleef, QuakeCraft, Capture the Flag, SkyWars, Parkour, War, Hunger Games, Mazes, Darts, The Walls, Kit Pvp, Infection, Paintball, Sumoturi, and Tnt run

The best part about Dark Ender is that its always updating. I (the owner) always listen to my players, and hear their opinions.

I hope that you join so that you can experience the fun that is DarkEnder.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCReborn KitPvP

KitPvP, PvP

Hello, my name is Achieverr I am the Owner of MCReborn We are a brand new KitPvP Server. I hope to see everyone on the server. We have our website set up and buycraft set up. We are taking in applications on our website. We have a fun and loving community. Staff that will help you right away. Hope to see you at MCReborn.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreepercraftMC

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

~~~~CreeperCraftMC ~~~~

CreepercraftMMO was first established in 2012 and a year later renamed to CreepercraftMC under the ownership of Donnie. Throughout the years our server has maintained a diverse yet involved community that thrives on welcoming and supporting new players. We have recently modified the server and hope you will join us for the 1.14 update!

* Includes: – Survival – Optional Quests – Community-Based – Unique Plugins – Special Events and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ShortyCraft

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a Completly new server with skyblock and survival And we need staff members this server have pvp and factions. Spawn in pvp protected. More plugins coming soon

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rektcraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Rektcraft is a Survival based Anarchy Server, Anything goes outside of Spawn! This server is not for the weak at heart.

We currently have a small community of longtime, like minded, Anarchy players.

World border increases every month. Keeping the raids close, but giving players the room they need. Raiding and Griefing are encouraged. Trolling and Tricking players is allowed. Full World PVP. NO CHEST PROTECTION.

As long as you are not going out of your way to do something so ridiculous it requires intervention, the only Rules that are strongly enforced are: No Hacking No Glitching

Come Join Our Awesome Community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Community Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Just a fun community server. Mostly vanilla with essentials for everyone and some extras for mods and admins. Currently looking for a new mod.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Five nights at freddys

Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

This is the official Five Nights at Freddy’s server! Join today! It has Multiverse, Roleplay, survival, factions, Skyblock, war, and. Don’t forget the fnaf minigame.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

IceAgeCraftMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Come play on a awesome PRISON server that is in need of players! Come on and rankup, mine and pvp! Our staff our always willing to help!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	299890	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!