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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4366 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 601 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 40580 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!