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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9696 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!