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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5040 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!