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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5446 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
