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UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	452876

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3880
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	197
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1321	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4124	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2651
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	3460
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7567
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ores Mined:	1350
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0