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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3629 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama, because things are about to get wild!
So, when did you realize you were “cooked”? Probably the moment you decided to join our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
