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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 190 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 170 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 77788 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”
