ConstitutionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1354	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ores Mined:	6921
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1712	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	1254	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	719846
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Emeralds Found:	1455
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9360	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

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Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	857
Animals Bred:	87	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3