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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5133 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
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