so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
Magic Items Found: 5425 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Divine Spears Created: 27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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