CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Accountability, chosen people, Congress, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, controversy, Democracy, elected officials, Ethics, Government, king Jew, leadership, political commentary, political corruption, Political satire, power dynamics, public opinion, public perception, public service, scandal, social media, viral video

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ores Mined:	7112
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	143
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Votes:	6048
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	960127
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	113
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2607	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Zombie Dances:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Votes:	1397	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	5

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7943	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	3835	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info