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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3738 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1221 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.
Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?
So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
