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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4393 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 307 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
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