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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5872 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.
Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!