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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4106 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7649 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.
Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!