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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 830 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
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We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.
Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!
