CompSMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

New Minecraft Servers

CompSMP is a new hybrid of hardcore smp and basic smp. Thanks to developers, our server is backed with custom plugins that make the player experience unique. Although it is not implemented and is in the works, we will feature a unique player-head based (pvp-obtained) economy. We feature a smaller world map to initiate player interaction, and no claims (although custom claiming might be supported in the future). We currently have PlayerWarps, Auctionhouse, Shop, Teams, and a beautiful spawn. There is many things in the work for our server and it is still in the BETA phase. Although we are not taking staff applications, if you exceed our expectations there is a chance you will be requested to join the team. Join today!

135.148.70.120:25570

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	173	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	163
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	3175
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5939
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	0

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	56
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)

SphereMC

ATM10, ATMTeam, build battle, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Download, join us, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Neoforge, RAM, server info, SphereMC, Stability, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Minecraft Server – SphereMC

Community events	Upcoming build battle!
Modpack Version	1.21.1 – All the Mods 10
Modpack Info	All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum
Server Difficulty	Mild

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for just a few friends and has now evolved into something others want to play. It includes a mix of popular mods along with newer or lesser-known ones. The modpack uses NeoForge and is regularly updated with new mods for stability.

Join Us!

Ready to be part of our community? Join our Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Does the modpack contain all the mods?

No, the modpack does not contain all the mods. It includes a mix of popular and newer mods.

What is the server uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Mika’s Three Sisters: Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Chapter 143, Choroi, Enchanted, entertainment world., fellow prodigies, genius actress, green room, Home 143, Kurokawa Ginga, Manager, Mikadono Sanshimai wa Angai, Mikadono sisters, Mikas, Mr. Kurokawa Ginga, out of commission, Performer, Realm, shining Twin Stars, Shiraishi Sena, sisters, The geniuses’ love, Twin Stars, worries

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7063	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where the Mikadono sisters and the Twin Stars hang out! Who knew fellow geniuses could be so wacky and wild?

One half of the Twin Stars, the genius actress Shiraishi Sena, is currently MIA – probably off on some crazy adventure! And don’t even get me started on the other Twin Star, Kurokawa Ginga. That guy is a riot!

Sign up now and join the fun in the performer green room with Mr. Kurokawa Ginga. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?

GiftCardGoneWrong

bad business, christmas gift, Closing, clothing business, customer service, gift card, gift card return, GiftCardGoneWrong, holiday season, in-laws, inventory, lack of inventory, loyal customer, misc items, mod podge, refund, returning, Small Business, store closure, struggling financially

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Potions Brewed:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old gift cards that lead to disappointment and regret? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about returning a gift card again! Our server is filled with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where you can build your own clothing store with unlimited inventory options. No more worrying about limited choices or disappointing gift cards. You can create your own fashion empire and never run out of stylish options for your virtual wardrobe.

And if you ever feel like closing your virtual store, you can do it on your own terms without any financial struggles. Our server is all about empowering you to make your own decisions and have fun while doing it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gift card woes forever! Who knew virtual fashion could be so exciting and drama-free?

Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

2025, Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, farce, funny, humor, laughable, Nonsensical, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Ridic2025MinecraftSMP, Ridiculous, satire, strange, surreal, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	61	Villages Defended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!