Server Features:
Survival
No Griefing
PVP
Ranks
Jobs
Points Shop
Player Vendors/Shops
Crates
Boss Fights (Damage LeaderBoard With Placement Rewards)
450+ enchancements
Quests
AND SO MUCH MORE BEING ADDED WEEKLY

– – – JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY – – –

Server address/IP: SimpleLifeSMP.mc.gg Server Discord: https://discord.gg/8SGqhDdh Server Website: SimpleLife | Welcome (buycraft.net) Owner’s Youtube Channel: (6) Xidle – YouTube

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I grief other players on the server?

No, our server has a strict no griefing policy to ensure all players have a positive experience.

2. Are there boss fights on the server?

Yes, we have boss fights with a damage leaderboard and placement rewards for those who participate.

3. How many enchantments are available on the server?

We have over 450 enchantments for players to enhance their gameplay experience.

4. Can I open my own shop on the server?

Yes, players can create their own player vendors/shops to sell items to other players.

5. Are there quests available on the server?

Yes, there are quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

6. Can I earn points to use in the points shop?

Yes, players can earn points through gameplay to spend in the points shop.

7. How often are new features added to the server?

We are constantly working on adding new features to the server, with updates being released weekly.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mines Excavated: 2340
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1323 Magic Items Found: 8059
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Dimension Hops: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 135 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Emeralds Found: 2113
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Crops Grown: 8577 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 195 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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