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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6681 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).