so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 6329 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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