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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9476 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1672 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!