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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3824 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3408 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!