CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	139
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	1129
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1809	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	1061
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5060
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.