CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Animals Bred:	120
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Potions Brewed:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyClicksMC

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Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Star Shards Collected:	184
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!

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so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TV Sewage Breaks Server

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Quantum Quark Quest

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so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	9167	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

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A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Farms Harvested:	195	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Potions Brewed:	130	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MomLiedMC

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Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7353

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	3239

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.