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Stroller TV Time Land

cartoons, Childhood, digital age, digital devices, Entertainment, Kids, Land, mobile phones, modern parenting, parenting, parenting dilemmas, parents, screen addiction, screen time, screen time management, Smartphone, stroller, stroller accessories, Technology, technology impact, technology parenting, Time, TV

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

buzzing, campus, Chrysonotomyia susbelli, entomologist, entomology, Houston, insect behavior, insect biology, insect classification, insect description, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect ecology, insect evolution, insect identification, insect morphology, insect taxonomy, Minecraft, new species, Rice, Rice University, scientific research, texas, Usa, wasp species

come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	1572
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tubba Middle School

Adventure, Backpacks, base building, battle, Caves, Combat, dynamic experience, Enchantments, Exploration, fortress, Gear, MCMMO, minecraft world, Mining, mobs, PvP, Resources, Spawners, Survival, teamwork, Wilderness

Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

Key Features:

Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

World of AllCraft 8

Adventure, Allcraft 8, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Fairness, International, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Monsters, PvE, PvP, Quests, Safety, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Treasures

We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	709
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

atheism, belief systems, Christian, Christianity, Crafty, Cultural Christian, cultural identity, Cultural traditions, cultural values, FAITH, Minecraft, new atheism, non-believer, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious culture, religious identity, religious practices, religious views, secularism, Server, societal norms, spirituality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, console gaming, console releases, dumb, flop console, Game, game criticism, game development, Game Franchises, game sales, game sequels, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, next console, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Nintendogs, pet simulation, sells, smp, Space, video games, virtual-pets

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NightOwlNoMore

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	468111	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Time Machine Virus Fun

Alternate Timeline, cautionary tale, corona virus, fictional scenario, Fun, future technology, global impact, historical consequences, hypothetical scenario, invention, Machine, medical disaster, pandemic, public health crisis, science fiction, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, Time, time machine, time travel paradox, travel, unforeseen consequences, Virus, virus outbreak

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got time machines and stuff! Travel back to 2020 and see if you can stop the corona virus from happening! Maybe you’ll accidentally cause it to happen sooner, who knows! It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen! Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Resource Rascals – Minecraft Server

14 months, Beliefs, biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., developmental psychology, discrimination, early childhood, implicit bias, Minecraft, Privilege, Rascals, Resource, Resources, Server, social psychology, socialization, societal inequalities, societal norms, socioeconomic status, study, upbringing, wealth disparities, young

come join our epic minecraft server where we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly! we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins into battle. our players are so pro they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and tame dragons with just a wink. join us now and become part of the most epic adventure of your life! dolphins and diamonds await you, don’t miss out on the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TeidMC

Active, Auctions, Community, Creative, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Factions, Farms, KoTHs, Lands, MCMMO, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raids, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

TeidMC is a SMP server, we hope to build a small playerbase we have old fashioned PVP but we are on minecrafts latest version, we have an online dynmap, koths, auctions, lands and allow multiple kinds of farms.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Otaku Oasis Junior High School

activities, Anime, anime-themed, BUILD, Community, Contests, Economy, Events, Explore, family, Friendly, Gamers, Gaming Enthusiasts, ip address, java, junior high school, Minecraft, Otaku Oasis, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival, Vote

Join Otaku Oasis!

Step into Otaku Oasis, where anime fans and gamers unite for an unforgettable Minecraft experience! Our server is a haven for those who love anime-inspired builds and a friendly, engaging community. Whether you’re exploring stunning anime-themed creations or joining in on exciting events, there’s always something new to discover.

Why Otaku Oasis?

Anime-Themed Adventures: Explore creative builds inspired by your favorite shows. Friendly Community: Connect with other anime and gaming enthusiasts. Fun Events: Take part in regular server activities and contests. Vote for us to help us grow and improve! Your support makes a difference.

IP Address: [mc.otakuoasis.net] JAVA ONLY FOR NOW

Join us today and become part of the Otaku Oasis family!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pandamium’s Snappin’ Server: Where we mix vanilla with pandamium emotions, 1.21.2 fun, and LGBTQ+ love! Join us on Discord!

#NewFeatures, 1.21.2, Assistance, Community, data pack, Discord, emotions, Enhancements, Events, EXPERIMENTAL, Exploration, Features, Fun, Join, LGBTQ, love, mailing, Mix, Moderators, Mods, pandamium, Pandamiums, playtesting, release server, Server, Snappin, Stability, Towns, Trading, Updates, Vanilla, Warps

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Features	Updates to every new snapshot, experimental features enabled
Community	Friendly community, diamond-based trading economy
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	24w37a (latest stable Snapshot for 1.21.2/1.22)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

What experimental features are enabled on the server?

Features such as bundles and 1.21 content are enabled for experimentation.

How many players are usually online?

We average around 10 players online at any given time.

Do you reset the world or nether?

We never reset the overworld and nether, but we reset the End every month for new players to explore end cities.

Are there any upcoming changes to the server?

We plan to rework aspects of the server, including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech.

How can I get help or assistance on the server?

We have a helpful staff team, with moderators online on the servers and on Discord to assist with any issues or requests.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	417
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Lab Minecraft Server

#Readme, #VNDB, Crafty, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, GOOGLE, japanese, Lab, locale, Minecraft, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, shitposting, specific element, tech support, useful things, visual novel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a visual novel! Join us for some English-translated Japanese visual novel discussions, but leave your e-celeb shitposting at the door.

Looking for a new adventure? Look no further! Our server is like a visual novel come to life, with plot twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Follow our five-step guide to troubleshooting: 1. Change your in-game locale to Japanese for extra immersion. 2. Actually read the instructions for once. 3. Check out our helpful links for assistance. 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages – because who needs tech support? 5. When in doubt, just Google it.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got you covered. Our server is like a virtual library of visual novels, ready for you to dive into.

Download links? We’ve got those too. Just like finding diamonds in a mine, our server is full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s craft some memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3498	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2