A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1216 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
