| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6669 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 516 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6417 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1341 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2513 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6464 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9031 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2326 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5996 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7101 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 687 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5614 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1692 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 404 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4323 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 178 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
