Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2027 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 92 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2746 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!
Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!
