Colonies Clash! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCourt Minecraft Server

Agreement, buyout, Conflict, Court, decision, disagreement, Dispute, Estate, executor, Fairness, family, Inheritance, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Minecraft, Négotiation, offer, Property, resolution, Server, SisCourt, sisters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over land disputes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to sabotage your plans!

Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, just like the time when a player built a giant roller coaster that took them straight to the moon! Who needs real estate drama when you can be soaring through the skies on a Minecraft roller coaster?

Join now and experience the thrill of negotiating with virtual villagers for the best deals on land, without any of the legal battles or family feuds. Plus, you never know when a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds might be waiting for you at the end of a rainbow bridge!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life land disputes behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	716520
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Evil Twin Fights:	3	New Chunks Explored:	335387
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	80

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	2953	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Votes:	6118	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	925	Villages Defended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	3403	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	680
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4820	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ores Mined:	620
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6