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CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ores Mined:	6044
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9493	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	2422
Votes:	5150	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1271
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2457
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	8476
Zombie Dances:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	2447
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	446	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3101	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5168	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
New Chunks Explored:	700876	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Farms Harvested:	220	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3875	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2716	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	8575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5447
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Animals Bred:	56