Colonies Clash! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	5147	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5035	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	378447	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2091	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2671
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	3940
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7548
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mines Excavated:	1430
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, BioCraft, biological female, cisgender, DATING, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender transition, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, mtf trans, relationships, Transgender, transgender dating, transgender girlfriend, transgender partner, transgender relationships, transgender visibility, Transverse

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

baby, childcare, Communication, compromise, family, flexible schedule, Hubby, husband, Japan, Jealousy, Marriage, parenting, PTO, relationship, skiing, Solo, travel, Trips, UNFAIR, vacation, VacayVeto, Wife, work from home

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Farms Harvested:	888	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Peak2Pit FastFood

brand recognition, Competition, consumer behavior, customer loyalty, Decline, economic factors., fast food, fastfood, food chain, Franchise, Industry, location, Management, market, menu variety, Nostalgia, peak, Peak2Pit, Popularity, Quality Control, Restaurant, trends

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	5870	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Remember that one time when you were craving a juicy burger and fries, but all you got was a sad excuse for a meal? Well, that’s basically what happened to this Minecraft server. It used to be the hottest spot in town, with players lining up for miles just to get a taste of the action. But now? It’s like a ghost town, with tumbleweeds rolling through the deserted spawn area.

But fear not, brave adventurer! There’s still hope for this server, and it lies in your hands (and your pickaxe). Join us on this epic quest to revive the glory days of this once-thriving community. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare treasures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate champion of this forgotten realm? Only time will tell, so grab your pixelated gear and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	4485
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Potions Brewed:	80
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17