ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3263	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	577
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ores Mined:	2554	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!