Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Runes Activated: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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