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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5574 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2285 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
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