Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
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