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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Astral Projections Made: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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