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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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