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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Void Armor Forged: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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