Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Villages Defended: 12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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