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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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