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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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