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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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