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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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