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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 5320 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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