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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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