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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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